ex-wife is coming around

[MikeS]

You said the magic word. "psycho"

Ex sex always ends badly. But psycho sex? No way!!!!!

[buchla300]

Get her to sign a pre-sexual contract!

[fenderball]

Originally Posted by pickaguitar

I'm 33, single, susceptible, divorced only 7 months ago...
Psycho ex-wife is coming around looking really good and desperately wants to...ummm...you know

I've said no...I know I should continue to say no...it's just not easy to turn this activity down.
I know I can't stand her nor do I ever want to be with her again. I cannot participate because it would encourage her.

I really need to be slapped silly

Play more guitar I guess...?

maybe play with somethin else............

[cadduc]

stay away or at least stay distant
dont touch
and yeah
do the rattlesnake shake
as often as you must

[JamesT]

What if you accidentally got her pregnant?

only use the other 2 holes for fun...

[OrangeAD30TC]

Originally Posted by JamesT

only use the other 2 holes for fun...

good idea, put a hole in the bag...

[Chuck Snider]

Don't do it!!
It'll start out casual but in no time ,turn into the get back together thing>which wont work.

It's like, hitting your thumb with a hammer..
It only feels good when you stop...........................

Find a gal you can get along with....

[Papajuice]

Don't do it, had a friend that ran into his ex after a year or so and she want to jump back on the band wagon. Well he had been dating a girl for a few months and told her about the run in with the ex and what she wanted to do. The new girlfriend told him he should set it up and bring her along for fun and see what the ex would do or say. End of story is the girlfriend and the ex hooked up, Ex sex is never a good idea.

[Marshalls Law]

Originally Posted by pickaguitar

btw...
I am dating...not as desperate as it may initially sound. It's just that she's trying so dang hard

Bang her and then kick out of the house right after. She won't come back again.

[Ryan]

Originally Posted by Papajuice

Don't do it, had a friend that ran into his ex after a year or so and she want to jump back on the band wagon. Well he had been dating a girl for a few months and told her about the run in with the ex and what she wanted to do. The new girlfriend told him he should set it up and bring her along for fun and see what the ex would do or say. End of story is the girlfriend and the ex hooked up, Ex sex is never a good idea.

[Lublin]

Tear it up, but only if she makes you a sandwich and leaves shortly after.

[lcjc800]

one day I wanted a glass of milk, so I go to the fridge and get the milk, pour a glass and take a sip and the milks gone bad so I throw it out.
Later I walk past the garbage can and see the milk carton and say to myself I wonder if it's any better now.......