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Old 11-03-2009, 08:33 PM
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Wow. I feel so ..... naive. Hey Honey, come here and look at this!
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=A.T.M.
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Old 11-03-2009, 08:36 PM
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Invite her to a threesome with the new girlfriend, and then degrade her in a horrible way!
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Old 11-03-2009, 08:37 PM
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She just wants to prove to herself that she can have you whenever she wants you and maybe even justify to herself that she rejected you even if you were the one to initiate the divorce.

Ask her nicely to leave you alone, and tell her you will get a restraining order if necessary. She will flip like a switch and call you names and act like it was you pursuing her, but at least she will go away finally.
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Old 11-03-2009, 08:42 PM
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and then degrade her in a horrible way!

Like making her play Little wing on and Epiphone bolt neck LP?
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Old 11-03-2009, 08:58 PM
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Seriously.

Nothing is worth the crap that'll bring down on your head (or worse!).

Unless she's TOTALLY hot!



(I keeed, I keeeed! Don't do it, dude...)
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Old 11-03-2009, 09:11 PM
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My ex tried this after the divorce proceedings after not seeing me for 6 months.
A very good friend who knew me when I was with her and the psycho she was told me to get a pad of paper and make a list of how things were when I was with her and how things have been since she's been gone.

Needless to say it was a great eye opener. I kicked her to the curb. Ten years of insanity and I almost fell for it.

Make the list!

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Old 11-03-2009, 09:12 PM
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I don't buy the pregnancy argument...nowadays they do have things called paternity tests...don't you guys watch Maury???

But I agree about not doing it!
Yeah, so you ask the psycho beeoch who "gave herself to you" to submit your "love child" to a paternity test. Let me know how it works out

Run. Trust me on this one.
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Old 11-03-2009, 09:23 PM
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Run, lol.
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Old 11-03-2009, 09:57 PM
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run away, please...
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Old 11-03-2009, 09:59 PM
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grudge sex is hot.
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Old 11-03-2009, 10:41 PM
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Now that I know what ATM is I say go for that!

It will end badly...for her!
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Old 11-03-2009, 10:44 PM
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Bad idea my friend
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Old 11-03-2009, 10:45 PM
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Awww... throw her a bone!
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Old 11-03-2009, 10:50 PM
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Do it now. Regret it later. These things always seem to work themselves out...though the solution sometimes involves a knife and searching in the weeds for your penis.
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Old 11-03-2009, 10:51 PM
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Just do it...then later you can think about it as a life experience!

I have had ex sex, lots of fun! I KNEW I would never take her back, so no big deal.
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